Burning Dog Turds
This morning I was setting up a campsite on a hillock beneath a large tree. The ground was littered with dog turds which I was picking up and throwing down the hill.
At some point I realized that the turds had become sticks and the pile at the bottom of the hill had caught fire. I went down the hill and cleared flammable material away from the edge of the pile the I stood there watching it all burn.