This morning I found myself trapped inside a large warehouse whose internal topology resembled a rectangular torus. I was circumnavigating the complex using a collection of ropes, platforms and springboards that filled the warehouse on a variety of vertical planes. On the ground of the warehouse were a collection of malevolent characters based on faerie tales, nursery rhymes and other myths (I can specifically remember Father Christmas and Little Red Riding Hood). Each character had a well defined territory on the floor plan. They would pursue me with ill intent until I passed out of their territory, at which point I was briefly safe, until the occupant of the next territory noticed me.
I think I should lay of the FPSs for a little while.